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Two Hearted
Gary Clark Jr.
“Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.” - Michael Scott
I swim pretty well for a fat guy.
Spotted Cow by New Glarus
Bibio
"It's the questions we can't answer that teach us the most. They teach us how to think. If you give a man an answer, all he gains is a little fact. But give him a question and he'll look for his own answers." -Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
I make exceptional snow angels.
Juicy Bits!!
The Whispers
Wooooo!
Eat a whole box of cereal within a 2 hr period. Lets rock!
Grandma J’s Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Berliner
ABBA or Katy Perry
"I brake for birds, I rock a lot of polka dots, I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours.” - Jessica Day from New Girl
I love to Lindy Hop!
Duchesse De Bourgogne
Zack Attack, Wyld Stallyns ...
"Never underestimate... how much satisfaction... there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer." –Tom Robbins
With so much drama in the WBC it's kinda hard bein' A-R-N-E G. But I, somehow, some way keep comin' up with funky ass brews like every single day.
Doubleganger - Treehouse
Anderson .Paak & The Free Nationals
"I love lamp."
I can make a bowl of Velveeta Shells disappear in the blink of an eye!
Anabasis, or any barleywine for that matter!
Tool
"He's bona fide!"
Putting up with Chase for hours on end.
Slow Pour Pils
Crystal Castles
"I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked." - Jimi Hendrix (and yes, it's a real quote.)
I am pretty good at imitating accents and cartoon characters, I also play death metal.
Odell IPA
Dinosaur Jr.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the 9-5 hours." - Hunter S Thompson
Dad jokes
Pink Vapor Stew
Parquet Courts
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson
Off-road Zamboni racing and Crabcore dancing
Orion The Draft
Led Zepplin
"Leap before you look!" -The Tick
One time I slept for 14 hours, does that count?
Bells Two Hearted
Radiohead
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” – Bilbo Baggins
I have a really good aim! In particular I'm quite adept at throwing food stuffs into people's mouth holes from afar!
Pina Colada Milkshake
House of Pain
"Messed around got a triple-double." - Cube
I could speak French 25 years ago.
Probably some spontaneous Belgian sour, but how could I possibly play favorites?
Deftones
"I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it." - Lucille Bluth
India Pale Ale
My Morning Jacket
“Walk in beauty”
World collider
Um...whatever is in my fridge at the time...
JT
"Quod erat demonstrandum" (or QED for short...)
Shrinking capsules on bottles....didn't know I had a talent for that one....
Nightmare on Brett
Say Anything
"What is your greatest ambition?" "To become immortal, and then die." - À Bout de Souffle (1960)
I can play an entire match of Smash Bros without realizing I'm looking at the wrong character.
Orval
Miles Davis
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, “Wow what a ride!” - Hunter S. Thompson
I can make a bottle of Malort disappear before your very eyes.
Odell IPA
Weezer
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." - A. A. Milne
I study physics, play a ton of chess, and turn chickens into ninjas.
Rumple Minze
Insane Clown Posse
“I Lost My Keys” - Jordan Wheeler
I always find my keys.
Blind Pig
Murder by Death
"Not all those who wander are lost." - J.R.R. Tolkien
I'm pretty good at doing zombie makeup.
WeldWerks Blackberry Cobbler Berliner
Queen & Ariana Grande
"There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for." – Samwise Gamgee
I'm a pretty decent baker!
Juicy Bits
The Eagles
I do my own hair and can eat a whole bag of gummies in one sitting.
3.8 Miles
Jon Bellion and Beautiful Mind
"Just gonna sent it."
Been a drummer for over 12 years.
Modelo
Marcus King band or Jason Isbell
“Get two birds stoned at once ” - Ricky (Trailer Park Boys)
Getting covered in oil from my garage... or I can make some bitching metal art
Bell’s Two Hearted
Greensky Bluegrass
"That rug really ties the room together."
I can fold my tongue into a cloverleaf.
Odell IPA
Does Taylor Swift count as a band? If not, Avett Brothers.t Brothers.
"Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value." - Albert Einstein
I'm better at Super Smash Bros. than any responsible adult should be.
Cuvée Rene
Eric Church
"We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same." - Carlos Castenada
I do talk sometimes.
Rochefort 8
Manchester Orchestra
“Whatever your career may be, do not let yourselves become tainted by a deprecating and barren skepticism,... Live in the serene peace of laboratories and libraries." - Louis Pasteur
Amateur fire breather
Blind Pig - Russian River
Taylor Swift
“50% of the world is below average.”
I am the current HOMES Brewing “Try Hard” tournament champion.
The Veil Apple Brandy Toast E Coilz
311
"You met me at a weird time in my life."
5th grade spelling bee champ
Saison Bernice
Queen
“I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.”
Metal fabrication
